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October 24, 2020: Procrastinate with Confidence

Organizational Psychologist Adam Grant

Adam Grant delivers a counter-TED speech about the counter-intuitive nature of ‘originals’ thinkers who dream up new ideas and take action to put them into the world. “The greatest originals are the ones who fail the most, because they’re the ones who try the most.” He notes that “you need a lot of bad ideas in order to get a few good ones,” plus mustn’t let doubts about yourself get in your way.


Who gets what from every dollar you pay for a cup of coffee or coffee beans? This chart from visualcapitalist.com answers that.


General Motors has received permission from the State of California to begin operating completely driverless automobiles on the streets of San Francisco.

October 23, 2020: U.S. Healthcare

I have a modicum of knowledge about healthcare in the United States and foreign nations, their relative qualities, and their relative costs. I’m married to a Spaniard who for the past decade or more has become handicapped with a rare combination of two neurological diseases. When I say handicapped, I mean fully-disabled, legally granted such status in both the United States and Spain. She has had some ten brain surgeries during the past decade; five during 2015 alone. She has been treated at top U.S. and Spanish hospitals (for examples in the U.S.: the Mayo Clinic‘s headquarters in Minnesota; Columbia-Presbyterian and Weill-Cornell in New York City; and Johns Hopkins University Hospital in Baltimore). We know quality care and we have massive medical bills in the United States.

I am constantly amazed by the gullible stupidity of the minority of Americans who believe in fear that ‘Universal Healthcare’ would cause a decline in the U.S. healthcare system, which is the most expensive in the world for average care and ridiculously expensive for intensive care. I’ve yet to encounter one of these stupid people who has actually had first-hand experience with hospitals in other developed nations. They instead parrot what right-wing propagandists and right-wing politicians, whose salaries or campaigns respectively are paid for by the same insurance companies desperately fund to keep U.S. healthcare expensive for Americans and massively profitable for themselves. The stupid minority of Americans who believe such propaganda are the same ones who complain or joke about American hospitals charging them $1.00 for an aspirin tablet, yet they nevertheless won’t admit how much they are being financially cheated due to the added layer of expense healthcare funded primarily by for-profit insurance companies costs

My wife and I have gotten equally expertise and specialized care at University Hospital in Navarra, Spain, as at Columbia-Presbyterian. The difference is that the Spanish hospital visit costs ten times less. Indeed, my wife unexpectedly spent an entire afternoon at a hospital in her hometown of Las Palmas de Canaria with what ultimately was diagnoses as severe dehydration, yet involved a CAT scan, blood tests, a two full hours with two doctors. The cost to use was 50 Euros ($55), and would have been zero if a specialist hadn’t been called in to consult about my wife’s neurological diseases.

In the United States, our costs would likely have been somewhere between $500 and $3,000. Indeed, my wife and I would have gone bankrupt several years ago had not the U.S. government declared her to be fully-disabled and eligible for government-paid Medicare.

A gullible minority of Americans, parroting right-wing propagandists, claim that if Medicare were expanded into ‘Universal Healthcare’, then the United States would become a “socialist” “hellhole” such as Venezuela. That’s akin claiming that enforcement of parking laws would turn the U.S. into Nazi Germany, a ludicrous claim. Do these gullible minority of Americans think that people inside the foreign nations that do have Universal Healthcare are sick or dying, refused treatment or getting substandard treatment? People in countries with Universal Healthcare, such as Canada, Australia, Austria, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, New Zealand, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, etc.? They are obviously not. In fact, the people in most of those countries have better health and live longer lives than do Americans. And none of them ever go bankrupt due to healthcare costs. These are the reasons why after World War Two every other developed nation except the U.S. chose to enact Universal Healthcare rather than choose the U.S. system.

Worried that you can’t keep your own doctor under such a healthcare system. Take a look at this nine-minute video (above) about Switzerland’s system. It’s a nation with Universal Healthcare plus private insurance, yet with much lower healthcare costs for its citizens than Americans pay.

What I find the most gullible about the minority of Americans who oppose Universal Healthcare is that they vociferously object to it adding one or two thousand dollars to their annual taxes, yet don’t mind paying five to ten thousand dollars annually to private healthcare insurers for exactly the same coverage. As the British say, they are ‘penny-wise but pound-foolish.” That’s true gullibility in action.

Indeed, during the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Britons celebrated (below) having Universal Healthcare–their National Health Service.

October 20, 2020

There is No Such Thing as the Average Person: Remember that in Business or the Classroom


Todd Rose should know. He was a high school dropout, but is now a faculty member at Harvard School of Education’s graduate school.

Einleitung, oder Sonnenaufgang

Bold and short (less than two minutes because that’s all it needs) video of maestro principal conductor Herbert von Karajan (1908-89) conducting a Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra 1984 performance of Einleitung, oder Sonnenaufgang [‘Introduction, or Sunrise‘] from Richard Strauss‘s tone poem inspired and named after Friedrich Nietzsche‘s Also Spach Zarathustra. I bet you’ve heard this musical composition before, and guess who was conducting it then, too! Von Karajan’s recordings have sold an estimated 200 million classical music albums.


Asian airlines are the cleanest in the world. That shouldn’t be a surprise. What’s surprising is that there are no North American airlines and only European airline among last year’s Top Ten Cleanest list.


I was sorry to read that, after more than a quarter millennium (256 years to be exact) the Hartford Courant, the oldest continuously published newspaper in the United States, will no longer be printed in Hartford, Connecticut’s state capital. It instead will be printed in Massachusetts and trucked into the state. More than 150 printers in Hartford will lose their jobs. It reminded me of Willimantic, Connecticut, where on April 30, 2017, after 140 years of continuous daily printing, the last edition of that town’s daily Chronicle, founded and operated by my family, was printed. Here is a 360-degree video of that last pressrun.

Half of Humanity within a 4,100 Mile-Wide Circle

The ‘Valeriepieris’ circle”(Ken Myer)

During 2013 while visiting densely-populated Manila, an American teacher named Ken Myers noticed that if you draw a 2,500-mile (4,000-kilometer) radius circle around Mynamar (Burma), that circle would enclose half the people alive. Three years later, a Singaporean professor named Danny Quah used a computer algorithm to fine-tune that circle to only 2,050 miles (3,300-kilometer) radius and centered on the village of Mong Khet in eastern Mynamar. This has become known as the ‘Valeriepieris circle‘ after Myers pseudonym on Reddit.com, where he initially posted his map.

I routinely use the Valeriepierris circle map during the first class of my New Media Business postgraduate course every semester at Syracuse University’s school of media. That’s because generally half of my students each year are American and the others Chinese. And I find that:

  • Most of the Americans have no clue how heavily populated the southeastern quadrant of Asia is. I tell them to imagine a 2,500-mile radius circle centered on the small town of Lyons, Kansas. That circle’s boundary would extend as far south as the nation of Costa Rica; as far north as Hudson’s Bay; as far west as somewhat beyond the Pacific coast of the lower 48 U.S. states (but not quite reaching even Juneau in the southernmost of Alaska; and as far east as all of the eastern U.S., the Canadian maritime provinces, the Bahamas, Cuba, and the Dominican Republic yet not Haiti or Puerto Rico. Then cram more than 3.5 billion people into that circle.
  • Contrarily, most of my Chinese students don’t realize how much open space is in that North American version of the circle: only a total of fewer than 500 million people rather than 3.5 billion.

I also find that most Americans don’t realize that if half the world’s population is within the valeriepieris circle, that means approximately half of all colds, flus, and other infectious diseases that plague humans originate there. So, when Donald Trump mislabels COVID-19 the ‘China virus’ he’s engaged in anti-oriental racism. He doesn’t call Ebola the ‘Congo virus’. Both Ebola and COVID-19 are believed by scientists to have originally been fruit bat viruses that first infected humans encroaching on African and Asian deep forest.

There are so many things that Americans are ignorant about Asia. One of my favorites is, as Parag Khanna noted during the 2018 World Economic Summit in Davos, “More people live in democracies in Asia than the entire rest of the world combined.” A sizeable minority of Americans tend to think that most people who live in democracies live in the U.S. or Canada. A majority of Americans are a bit wiser and tend to think that the majority of people living in democracies live in the U.S., Canada, and Western Europe. The reality is that the majority of people who live in democracies live in India, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, Pakistan, Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan, and Thailand.


Sunday, October 18, 2020

After thirty years of thumb-sucking, nose picking, and other inactivity by the GOP about human-caused Climate Change.

After more than 30 years of conservative politicians sucking their thumbs when asked about human-caused Climate Change, it is finally real.


Scientific American magazines explains how to tell the difference between a real or a false conspiracy.


You know what a skyscraper is. Yet what about a groundscaper? I know the Frankfurt one (pictured) due to its excellent and soundproof Hilton Hotel.



Every see a CAT scanner with its cover off? You’ll realize why it’s covered.


Did dinosaurs walk up walls 68 million years ago? It might appear so in this 300-foot high wall in Bolivia, long before tectonic pressure turned a muddy plain into a vertical wall.


Bali won’t be accepting tourists until 2021.



Think you know how to sit while driving? Guess again. Jaguar Land Rover Chief Medical Officer Dr. Steve Iley shows you how in a two-minute video. 


This graphic, showing the relative scale of small things just at the limit or slightly beyond human site, shows the remarkable size of a human white blood cell.


Here is a video of a new Amtrak Avelia train (disguised with Acela markings) test-running empty between Providence and New York City. Amtrak has order 36 of these ($2.4 billion) to run between Boston, Massachusetts, and Washington, D,C, starting in 2021. These new trains, like the Acelas, are manufactured by the French company Alstrom, with final assembly in upstate New York. Each Avelia carries 25% more passengers than current Amtrak Acela trains, has high safety and crash standards (as well as WiFi, USB and power plugs at each seat, etc.), and is 30% lighter (more miles to the kilowatt) than the Acelas. Although capable of cruising at 185 mph (300 kph), they are currently being test run at up to 165 mph (265 kph), a speed which they can reach only on the long straight section of track between Boston and Providence, Rhode Island. Unfortunately, the winding, century-old rail lines between Boston and Washington, D.C. would have to be completely rebuilt to permit true highspeed train service. The original Acela trains, which began carrying passengers on these routes back in the year 2000, will be retired.

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Saturday, October 17, 2020

The world’s largest trompe-l’œil (i.e, ‘fool the eye’ optical illusion) display is this 80 million-pixel wide and 20 million-pixel high wrap-around display in Seoul, South Korea [1-minute video].  


As a frequent international business traveler, I’m sad to hear that the last Airbus 380 ‘Super Jumbo’ airliner has been assembled. It was a great aircraft on which to be a passenger: quiet, smooth (large size equals less turbulence effects). Better than a Boeing 747. Most airlines have stopped flying them. The exceptions are the Persian Gulf airlines (Emirates, Etihad, Qatar) whose route systems are based upon intercontinental flights between major cities. I think I had my last 747 ride two years ago (British Airways: Cape Town-London). I fear that I might not again get a 380 flight. I’ve mainly ridden 380s on Singapore Airlines, always a treat.


The hottest recorded temperature (134F/54.4C) on Earth since 1913 was recorded last month in aptly named Death Valley, California. The 1913 all-time record was 134F (56.6C), also in Death Valley.


Do you have ‘cabin fever’ from being stuck at home? Travel the world aurally via listening to its nature sounds. Here’s a world sound map. Click a marker and it will tell you what you’ll hear, then click ‘Listen’.

Speaking of ‘cabin fever’, if you’re worried about being quarantined at home during dark winter months, think like a Norwegian.


This article from The Atlantic monthly is the article overall report about the bungled U.S. response to the pandemic.

Voting Rights & Photo IDs

Consider U.S. Constitutional rights:

  • Does an American citizen need to show a photo identity card to exercise his religion and go to a church, synagogue, temple, or mosque? Absolutely not.
  • Does an American citizen need to show a photo identity card to exercise free speech? Absolutely not.
  • Does an American citizen need to show a photo identity card to to exercise freedom of the press and to print or to broadcast what he wants? Absolutely not.
  • Does an American citizen need to show a photo identity card to sign a petition to the government asking it to redress grievances? Absolutely not.
  • Do American citizens need need to show their photo identity cards in order to assemble together? Absolutely not.

So if they don’t need to show photo identity cards in order to exercise those rights guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, why should they be prohibited from their Constitutionally-guaranteed right to vote if they don’t show a photo identity card?

If a voter has enrolled in the registry of voters and arrives at the polls to vote without a photo identity card or refuses to show such a card, then burden of proof must be upon whoever subsequently challenges that person’s right to vote? Just as the burden of proof is for anyone challenging any other Constitutionally-guaranteed right.

The most cases of voter fraud proven in the United States since the turn of the century is approximately 1,200, cited by the conservative Heritage Foundation which advocates laws requiring voters to produce photo identification cards. To people of low education, that number might sound like a lot. However, that is 1,200 proven case among 626,000,000 votes cast in the five presidential elections since 1999 (and that 626 million doesn’t include all the votes cast every second year in which there wasn’t a presidential election). Thus a 0.00019% rate. To put that minuscule percentage in context, National Geographic magazine calculates the odds of being struck by lightning during any year as 1-in-700,000, which is 0.00014%, a ridiculously small risk. If you add all the votes cast every second year in which there wasn’t a presidential election, the odds of someone fraudulently voting and you being struck by lightning are about the same. (Nothing to worry about: you’re more likely to be struck by a falling tree.)

So, voter fraud hasn’t proven to be a serious risk. Voter photo identification laws instead are a means to restrict who votes; have traditionally been aimed to reduce or prevent voting by racial minorities; and almost always defraud they and the poor of their Constitutionally guaranteed voting rights. Who advocates such laws? Political parties that want to denigrate, cheat, and otherwise control the poor and minorities.


By the way, these are the types of questions I like to ask political conservatives who back such proposals under the guise that the risks and problems have proven to be real. (which isn’t the case) or that there isn’t hypocrisy in demanding photo ID to exercise one Constitutionally guaranteed right but not when exercising another Constitutionally guaranteed right.

For example:

  • If a voter must be registered and production of a photo ID required every time he votes, why then must registration and proof by photo ID be required when he purchases a firearm? Each are Constitutionally guaranteed rights. Yet political conservatives who advocate voter registration oppose gun purchaser/owner registration and, in some states, oppose requirements for photo IDs when purchasing or trading firearms (such as at firearms shows, conferences, and ‘swaps’).

Or, outside of the realm of Constitutional guarantees:

  • If the United States is the beacon of freedom for the peoples of the world, why does the United States limit immigration according to national quotas, numbers which aren’t based upon any foreign nation’s proportion of the world’s population. I support limiting U.S. immigration to only qualified immigrants, such as those with educations, demonstrably desired trades or professions, or relatives of existing U.S. citizens or legal immigrants. However, if the U.S. is indeed the beacon of free for the peoples of the world, then its immigration should be open to any in the world who can meet the qualifications regardless of nationality, race, or ethnic background. If the world’s population is approximately one-fifth Chinese, one-fifth south Asian Indian, one-fifth African, and one-fifth Latin American, Middle-Eastern, or European, then that would be the ideal proportion for U.S. immigrants.

The Greatest Change of All

Unless there is a nuclear world war or a pandemic deadlier than COVID-19 sometime this century, advances in technology will allow humanity this century to achieve the greatest change in history: the end of scarcity.

Scarcity has existed since since before humans existed. Scarce food. Scarce fresh water. Scarce shelter. Scarce money once currency replaced barter. Although 900 million humans have risen out of poverty during the past 30 years, 700 million, a tenth of humanity, still find food, fresh water, shelter, and income of even the equivalent of a dollar per day, scarce.

Broadcaster_James_Burke

And even though most of the other 6 billion humans might still consider many of those things to be relatively scarce, the concept of a world soon without hunger, homelessness, or a want for basic necessities isn’t a dream, fantasy, or science fiction anymore.

Scarcity has existed since since before humans existed. Scarce food. Scarce fresh water. Scarce shelter. Scarce money once currency replaced barter. Although 900 million humans have risen out of poverty during the past 30 years, 700 million, a tenth of humanity, still find food, fresh water, shelter, and income of even the equivalent of a dollar per day, scarce. And even though most of the other 6 billion humans might still consider many of those things to be relatively scarce, the concept of a world soon without hunger, homelessness, or a want for basic necessities isn’t a dream, fantasy, or science fiction anymore.

James Burke, tells you why. In a 28-minute radio broadcast on the British Broadcasting Corporation during New Year’s Day 2018, the British author, television producer, and historian of science historian describes what will soon become the biggest change to humanity in 10,000 years. And how the economics of abundance will disrupt civilization.

If you don’t have time to listen to Burke explain it all by voice, you can read what he says here.


American ‘Progressives’ Needn’t Defend Themselves

As the political theorist Cory Robin observed in his 2011 book, The Reactionary Mind: Conservatism from Edmund Burke to Sarah Palin:

“People on the left often fail to realize this, but conservatism really does speak to and for people who have lost something. It may be a landed estate or the privileges of white skin, the unquestioned authority of a husband or the untrammeled rights of a factory owner. The loss may be as material as money or as ethereal as a sense of standing. It may be a loss of something that was never legitimately owned in the first place; it may, when compared with what the conservative retains, be small. Even so, it is a loss, and nothing is ever so cherished as that which we no longer possess. It used to be one of the great virtues of the left that it alone understood the often zero-sum nature of politics, where the gains of one class necessarily entail the losses of another. But as that sense of conflict diminishes on the left, it has fallen to the right to remind voters that there really are losers in politics and that it is they–and only they– who speak for them. ‘All conservatism begins with loss,’ Andrew Sullivan rightly notes, which makes conservatism not the Party of Order as Mill and others have claimed, but the party of the loser.”

“…Unlike the reformer of the revolutionary, moreover, who faces the nearly impossible task of empowering the powerless–that is, of turning people from they are into what they are not–the conservative merely asks his followers to do more of what have always done (albeit, better and differently). As a result, his counterrevolution will not require the same disruption that the revolution has visited upon the country. ‘For or five persons, perhaps,’ writes [Count Joseph-Marie de] Maistre, [a key figure in the counter-revolution who advocated social hierarchy and monarchy in the period immediately following the French Revolution] ‘will give France a king.”

I too often nowadays encounter online reactionaries: Americans who like French monarchists after the revolution, continue to claim that their politic is that of the good, of the just, and of those consecrate to win. They claim that it is liberals (who they term ‘progressives’) who make the nation bad, unjust, and are the political side that will ultimately lose.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines progress as “gradual betterment. Especially the progressive development of humankind.” It defines reactionary as “relating to, marked by, or favoring reaction. Especially ultraconservative in politics“, with reaction defined as “resistance or opposition to a force, influence, or movement. Especially tendency toward a former and usually outmoded political or social order or policy.” From these definitions, it is not difficult to understand who truly might be on the side of the good, the just, and the winner.

Moreover, conservative American reactionaries, despite their knee-jerk habit of wrapping themselves in the United States flag, either don’t know or forget who the winners have been in United States history . I tell them the following:

Know that the United States was founded in Philadelphia during 1776 by a gathering of the most radically progressive men in the world, who declared 13 British colonies to be independent from the conservative force of monarchy. Outraged, the conservatives of those days (known then in the U.S. and still now in the U.K. as Tories) threatened to hang those radical progressives. Instead, the U.S. conservatives of the 1770s lost the American Revolutionary War and fled to Canada or back to Britain.

Three generations later, the Republican party was founded In 1854 by progressives and classical liberals (if you don’t believe me, click that hyperlink). Nine years later, the radically progressive Abraham Lincoln dispossessed southern conservatives from their private properties they owned, by freeing three million African-American slaves. (Image how Fox News, Breitbart, NewsMax, and The Daily Caller would have howled against the governmental overreach of such ‘socialism’ and its deleterious effects on the economies of 11 southern U.S. states, had those reactionary news outlets existed during the middle of the 19th Century!) Issuing the Emancipation Proclamation, Lincoln made good on his presidential campaign promise to dispossess those conservatives’ properties called slaves, which so outraged those conservatives that they revolted before Lincoln was even sworn into office. The conservatives then lost the American Civil War. By the way, Lincoln also strengthened the role of the federal over the states’ governments before he was assassinated by a conservative sympathizer.

A generation later, the highly progressive Theodore Roosevelt (if you don’t believe me, click that hyperlink) established the United State’s first anti-monopoly regulations, first safe food and drug regulations, first interstate commerce regulations, brought 44 lawsuits against big corporations, and enacted the nation’s environmental conservation laws–all of which conservatives of that time vehemently opposed. Roosevelt also called for the establishment of an federal income tax. When in 1912 his hand-picked successor, William Howard Taft, shocked him by turning the Republican party rightward, Roosevelt unretired and ran again for U.S. president as an independent on the officially named Progressive Party (‘Bull Moose’ party was its nickname) against Taft, splitting the Republican vote and giving Democrat Woodrow Wilson the presidency. Wilson, himself a progressive Democrat, led the U.S. to victory in WWI. In the last years of Wilson’s two-term presidency, the newly conservative Republican party unsuccessfully opposed his laws against child labor in and opposed giving women the right to vote.

Nine subsequent years of Republican presidential administrations of the economy led to the Great Depression (much like how seven years of Republican administration of the economy in this century led to the Great Recession). When three years after the Great Depression began, the very progressive Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Theodore’s junior cousin) was elected to clean up the Republicans’ economic mess, Republicans and other conservatives unsuccessfully opposed Social Security and FDR’s other policies. FDR then led the U.S. to victory in WWII.

Although I must say that I like Ike, which was the moderate Republican former General Dwight D. Eisenhower’s campaign slogan and his policies (“Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history”), conservatives after Eisenhower opposed the Civil Rights laws that the progressive John F. Kennedy proposed and that the progressive Lyndon B. Johnson then enacted during the 1960s.

Conservatives have demonstrably been on the wrong side of American history since the day the Liberty Bell rang. That is United States history. All four men whose profiles are carved into Mt. Rushmore were radical progressives, categorically not the conservatives of their times.  During our lifetimes, the Republican party has always been the minority party by voter registrations. It has lost the popular votes in six of the past seven presidential elections held during the past 28 years. (the sole exception was in 2004, when Republican George W. Bush got a patriotic boost during an American invasion of a foreign country that now everyone knows was done a false pretext (i.e., as the U.N. inspectors always correctly said, Iraq hadn’t any weapons of mass destruction. George Bush Jr. today seems like a liberal compared to the current occupant of the White House. Neither he nor his former president father endorsed Trump.). In the most recent presidential election, Democrat Hillary Clinton trounced the Republican in the popular vote, by a margin that was equal to the combined populations of Wyoming, Vermont, Alaska, and South Dakota. Progressivism, no matter the political party, is demonstrably the will of the majority of the American people.

Donald Trump is in office solely because the antiquated Electoral College gives greater weight to empty land than to the U.S. states in which most American citizens live. For example, Wyoming gets three electoral votes compared to California’s 55, despite there being not 18 but 68-times more Californians than Wyomingites. When the Electoral College was established in 1789, an era when most Americans were farmers, the electoral vote ratio between the most and least populous U.S. states was only 10:1 rather than today’s 68:1 when now the majority of American citizens live in cities. Trump is the first president in American history whose approval rating in polls of American citizens has always been negative, and rightly so. Indeed, the progressive policies I advocate represent the U.S. Founding Fathers’ historical actions and the historical progress of the United States itself, as well as the will of the majority of American citizens today. The side of the good, the just, and the winners.

Why It Seems Like Half of All Diseases Originate Within this Circle

I often ask my first class of postgraduate students each year to answer what in general is special about this circle on a map. The answer is very simple, yet surprisingly unfamiliar to most people from Europe and the Americas. Half of the human race lives within this 4,000-kilometre (2,500-mile) radius.

So, half of everything that occurs to people occurs inside this simple circle. Enlarge its radius by only a kilometre and the majority of whatever happens to people happens within it.

Dear Believers in Conspiracy Theories about the Press

OK, I admit it! You guys are correct. Days after June 16, 2015, when Donald Trump descended his golden escalator and proclaimed his candidacy for President of the United States, virtually all the nation’s approximately 38,000 newspaper reporters and 49,700 radio, TV station, and broadcast network journalists met in the backroom of the centrally-located Lowe’s in Osage Beach, Missouri, and agreed to slant stories against him. The only holdouts were journalists from the newspapers (New York Post, The Wall Street Journal, The Times of London, etc.) and broadcast network (Fox News, Sky TV, etc.) owned by Rupert Murdoch, about whom the British Parliament’s Culture, Media, and Sport Committee in 2012 stated was “not a fit person to exercise the stewardship of a major international company” and whom was loosely portrayed as the villain in the 1997 James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies), plus a handful of weblogs started by conservative activists (Brietbart, NewsMax, Daily Caller, etc.) and the radio & TV entertainers Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, and Alex Jones. Except for them, 99% of the journalists in the United States formed this nationwide conspiracy against to thwart Trump, even though they’ve traditionally been arch-competitors against each other. Each of the 88,000 journalists attending was given a Venezuelan Bolivar and a Lowe’s tool belt monographed by Hillary Clinton.

Five months before the presidential election, this national plot was enlarged to global scale when Canadian, Australian, British, Irish, New Zealand journalists, plus those from France, German, Scandinavia, Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Japan, and Israel joined the conspiracy. That is the reason why stories critical of Donald Trump have appeared not only in the news media of all 50 U.S. states and in the media of foreign countries. This secret international conspiracy meeting was held after midnight in the outdoor central atrium of Sea World in Orlando, Florida. The killer whale tank had to be drained to seat everyone.  We had originally planned to rent Disney World after midnight, but an international meeting of the world’s more than 10,000 climatologists had beaten us to it, where 98% of them agreed to falsify their data and lie that the Earth’s climate is changing due to human pollution, just to piss off Trump. They were nonetheless kind enough to give me one of their souvenir Earth-shaped balloons!

You don’t believe me about all this? Oh, gee, then I guess the real truth is that almost all journalists have college degrees. Yup, the nearly nearly 90,000 print and broadcast journalists in the U.S.—nonetheless the hundreds of thousands worldwide, were slavishly brainwashed by pipe-smoking, tweed-jacketed eggheads (and that’s just the women professors) and turned into anti-Trump robots remotely controlled from Hillary’s home in suburban Chappaqua, New York. You can thank God that a ‘Reality TV’ performer to whom no U.S. banks will any longer loan monies due to his financial failures has unveiled this international ‘Deep State’ conspiracy of journalists, scientist, academics, the FBI, CIA, State Department and so many educated other experts, to deceive the American people. It’s enough to make your tin foil helmets crinkle all by by themselves!

I know that it is difficult when whomever you voted for turns out to be a failure. (I wasn’t happy about Bill Clinton’s extramarital affairs, just as I’m not about Trump’s serial adulteries that led to his two divorces.) It is hard to hear about the foibles and failures of whomever you voted. Perhaps concocting conspiracy theories, no matter how fantastic and improbable, about the press, about climate scientists, about China, about Mexico, about the opposing political party, about whomever tells you something that you don’t want to hear, is a comforting psychological defense. Never admit that 98% to 99% of the world’s journalists, scientists, etc., are reporting what is actually true. After all, the reason why the political party you favor has lost the American popular vote in 6 of the 7 presidential elections held during the past 28 years can’t be because there is anything wrong with your candidates and policies. Instead, think that the reason why must be some massive conspiracy against you and your interests.

I know because I’m the guy in charge of it for the western sector of the northeastern section of the free world.